They're back! Single USB Humping Dog

Categories: Wacky | USB

Humping Dog

They’re back and they’re baaad (no, really) - the humping dogs are here again!

You know the score, so check out the vid below and place your order. Don’t forget there’s a big discount on a full set of three differently colored dogs.

Pricing is US$15.00 per dog with a flat shipping and handling charge of US$3 per dog. Please understand that you’ll get a random breed - either Beagle, Dalmatian, or Chocolate Labrador - when ordering a single dog. If you want the new breed of uber-dog, check out the full set over here.

Important stuff follows here, so sit up straight and pay attention please.

Don’t forget - these are just novelty items that contain no flash memory. They live to hump; they hump to live. Period.

All sales are final, we reserve the right to offer sale prices any time we can (of course!), you’re responsible for customs, import duty (unlikely to happen, BTW) and whatever other spoilsport activities go on where you live. And please make sure the address PayPal has for you is the right one before ordering.

We ship all cleared orders every other day and use the regular Japan Post to keep the cost down - it’s 100% reliable but there is no option to track your order, so please don’t ask for one. Once mailed, typical times to the US and Europe are five to seven days.

Happy humping!

Humping Dog - Brown

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They're back! Single USB Humping Dog

Price: 15.00 (+ Shipping and Handling)

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  • How about dick cheney humping bush

    Posted by John L. Lee on 07/09/29 at 02:29 AM

    • Hi,

      Do you have any in stock, as of 16 October 2007 ?

      I would like to bulk order some for my online pet shop.

      Thanks,
      Jeanette

      Posted by pet shop owner on 07/10/16 at 01:02 AM

      • Jeanette - yep, lots of stock, although it’s selling really quickly this month… grin

        Posted by JML on 07/10/16 at 01:21 AM

        • Ohaio gozaimas Mark san, thank you so much for the second dog.

          Domo arigato.

          Posted by Jo on 07/10/21 at 08:54 PM

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